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Time to ingest unnatural amounts of caffeine to make it through at least 2nd period! But, where does one go to the best caffeine near campus? We decided to find out – starting with café Philz (recently opened on College).
The best way to describe Philz Coffee is ‘classic Berkeley.’ From the carefree vibe, to cheerful baristas, to the abstract flavors of coffee, Philz is the epitome of a hipster hangout.
Service: ★★★★★
Despite the obvious annoyance that would come in response to two eager teenage girls asking a handful of questions about coffee, the barista was more than happy to help us out. She addressed our lack of knowledge when it came to blends and brews by thoroughly explaining our options: out of the four favorites, we could choose between sweet & creamy or black.
Tesora: ★★★
Description: Butter; Nuts; Caramel; medium
Price: $3 (small)
Reviewer: Ori
Review: For their most popular brew, Tesora didn’t quite live up to our expectations. While it was not, in any sense, bad, it simply wasn’t as groundbreakingly sensational as we had hoped. As we soon learned, these brews lose their intended flavors (in this case, butter, nuts, and caramel) when ordered black rather than sweet & creamy. After adding milk and sugar, the listed flavors (especially butter) became much more perceptible. While it was still enjoyable for lovers of black coffee, we are confident that, if ordered sweet & creamy, it would better live up to its popularity.
Jacob’s Wonderbar: ★★★
Description: Chocolate: Nuts: Clove; Medium Brew
Price: $3 (small)
Reviewer: Alexandra
Review: Jacob’s bar was good, but we would not describe it as “wondrous” (hahaha I’m not funny). We ordered it black, no cream no sugar. The taste and smell was overpoweringly bitter. After the addition of milk and sugar, we could taste dark chocolate undertones and a slight scent of clove. Although the new flavors weren’t prominent, they did definitely make the coffee more enjoyable.
Mint Mojito: ★★★★ ½
Description: Minty; Sweet; Creamy
Price: $4 (small)
Reviewer: Ori
Review: The classic favorite (and our favorite) was the Mint Mojito.
New Manhattan: ★★
Description: Cinnamon; Citrus; Cherry; Light Blend
Price: $3 (small)
Reviewer: Alexandra Blanter
Review: What looks like an innocent cup of coffee has been generously renamed as the “Cherry Doom.” Our taste buds were attacked by an acidic cherry flavor which overpowered all the other flavors including the coffee itself. It was the only drink that we poured straight into the drain after a couple of sips. Hours and multiple gurgles of mouthwash later, we can still taste the medicine-like flavor in our mouths. Please help. Overall, we enjoyed going to Philz. Although not every drink appealed to us, they were all unique. We recommend you know which flavors you like before choosing your beverage.
More Friendly Advice: do not try to consume four different cups of coffee in one sitting. Zandra claims she could hear her heart pounding and could only type in CAPS for an hour.
And finally, do not try to balance four cups of coffee on your lap in a moving vehicle. Especially when this moving vehicle is fairly new and spotless. You will try to protect the car with your sweatshirt. You will try to protect it with your hands. You will spill, you will get burned, and you will fail.
“The hipster burnt his tongue. He sipped his coffee before it was cool.”
photography and review by: Oriana C. and Alexandra B.