BREAKING: LIVE CHICKEN ESCAPES FACULTY KITCHEN, NOW AT LARGE

***LIVE/BREAKING!!!***

We have live news here to be updated throughout the day, as the Radar team is getting word that a live chicken (reportedly either a Cream Legbar, Silkie, or Red Broiler) has successfully escaped the teachers' kitchen and, despite being slated to be served as lunch, is still at large on campus. It was last spotted six meters north of the gym deck and is reported to be less tasty than hybrid broilers like the Cornish Cross, but still edible. If seen, approach with caution. These breeds, the Cream Legbar especially, are notoriously savvy in avoiding capture. We will provide updates as the situation progresses. Please refer to the photo for an overview of all possible suspects.

UPDATE: The Radar has received a photo of the chicken escaping the gym deck:

The chicken is still at large. Stay safe out there.