Co-Presidents in Crisis: Inside the Sherer-Chabon Rift

BREAKING NEWS: In a recent bombshell interview given exclusively to Radar, a whistleblower in the Sherer-Chabon Administration has revealed that the two co-presidents have been “at odds” with each other for months now.

The source, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, told the Radar that the two began a verbal sparring match after an assembly on January 28th. According to the whistleblower, President Anika Sherer made the decision to read off the first clipboard announcement without consulting with President Levi Chabon on whether he wanted to read the first announcement. When Chabon confronted Sherer, she reportedly doubled down on her actions and insisted that “you take too long to read!” Chabon then walked away, and one onlooker described him as “fuming” and “outraged.”

Since the assembly debacle, the two have reportedly sat as far from each other as physically possible during StuCo meetings. There have even been reports about whisper campaigns that the two have both begun.

A small radical faction of StuCo has even floated the idea of impeachment and removal of both presidents, but a majority maintains the hope that the two will reconcile their differences and finish their term on a high note, like a reasonable pair of Kings fighting for supremacy on the chessboard of secondary education.

Overall, this situation represents an unfortunate turn of events from the bright and lively campaign of Levi and Anika for Co-Prez, to a now dysfunctional struggle for clipboard domination.